Because we either love or hate you...
On many a Halloween day you may find people decked out like these pathetic freaks roaming the streets in all ages and places of employment looking like
Then there are the hungry VAMPS invading our HBO, that we love so well-come on JUNE!
But don't forget to rock us up some VAMP heroines like Selene since she can take over my dvd player any day with her fly moves and glaring stares.
So What I Can Conclude is that creature featured: These VAMPS are everywhere.
They are on TV (Sesame Street, Vampire Diaries, Monster High, to name a few) They are on our cereals, our clothing and even under our sheets. Filling our bookcases, lining our movie walls, posterizing our walls, in paintings, sketched into notebooks. In our mouths by way of candy or Trueblood beverages.
While they used to be feared savages, they are not just slightly food challenged and psychotic.
They fill up the toy boxes of our children and stalk our children's bedsides while they sleep and that seems fine with us.
VAMPires made millions off us us so they do not even have to be bloodsucking fiends, they have already stolen our wallets.
Give it to honest ABE to set us straight in history, All we need is a good Axe to deal with this issue facing our great nation.
Like mosquitoes they may need to be run through and squashed, unless they are BONES and then dude seriously I would shelter you from the coming storm, but I may have to axe your friends since you are all mine.