This Tuesday I Pay Homage to April Fool's Day and all things internet.
I am sad to say that Whole Foods Market has evidently grown to hip and like all hipsters, they are over that which they inspired: fun with food on April Fool'd Day.
Whole Foods Market used to run a whole new webpage this day with great recipes like 7 Layer Dumpster Dip, Insects Raised with Compassion, Action Figures:
But this year they did NOTHING.
Google Trumps us all with:
Bill Clinton is even Fool's-ing us with: