Teaser Tuesday

This week's Tease . . . 

Charming

Elliott James

Orbit Books

Releases 9.24.2013

Blub from the Publisher:

John Charming isn't your average Prince... 
He comes from a line of Charmings — an illustrious family of dragon slayers, witch-finders and killers dating back to before the fall of Rome. Trained by a modern day version of the Knights Templar, monster hunters who have updated their methods from chainmail and crossbows to kevlar and shotguns, he was one of the best. That is — until he became the abomination the Knights were sworn to hunt.
That was a lifetime ago. Now, he tends bar under an assumed name in rural Virginia and leads a peaceful, quiet life. One that shouldn't change just because a vampire and a blonde walked into his bar... Right?

Tease Time: aka revealing 5 Chapter Titles

Chapter:

1. A Blonde and a Vampire Walk into a Bar
2. If Shoving You is Wrong, I Don't Want To Do Right
3. Back To Our Regularly Scheduled Deprogramming
4. Which One Of You Ordered The Stake?
5. The Norse Whisperer


Seriously the book and the Chapter Titles just keep getting better as the book progresses. Elliott James weaves a heroic UF with style in Charming. Basically what the story somewhat boils down to is expectations; what we have of ourselves and what others want to see for us. John Charming is at the end of the leash and dangling over a precipice, so readers move through a story that can have a bitter end or an epic beginning.

*received a copy of this book through edelweiss and the publishers on the amazing internet.  An honest review was typed out by me with at least three cups of coffee in my system and I hope all errors were auto-corrected or fixed by flying monkeys in residence.