Nice Girls Don't Bite Their Neighborsby Molly Harper
Released 2.28.2012
Pocket Books
My Thoughts On:
Jane just wants a nice quiet wedding, is that too much to ask for?
As Jane's mother dons the planning gloves and sweeps through her affairs, Jane soon finds herself in the midst of raising a newly turned adolescent vampire amidst an assassination attempt on her fiancee. Living with one man in the house just got messier with newly turned Jamie the milkman coming to live in house with Jane and Gabriel, and soon the town is raising pitchforks against the trio and the undead haters plague Jane and company.
To save her wedding, her fiance and her undead life Jane has to conquer her Council, her enemies, spectral relatives, but also her mother. The antics and the ruffle and fur soon fly throughout Nice Girls Don't Bite Their Neighbors and payback is a biatch when bridesmaids dresses are chosen and as people thwart Jane's future. This is a wild ride of snarky reading that will delight Jane fans and keep us chuckling and cheering Jane on for her dream wedding with Gabriel. If the wedding doesn't kill them all a second time then their adversaries may just finish them off.
Blurb From the Publisher:
WITH THIS RING, I THEE DEAD.
Just as Jane Jameson’s unlife seems to be stabilizing, fate sinks its fangs firmly into her butt. Despite her near-phobia of wedding planning, her no-frills nighttime nuptials to her sexy boyfriend, Gabriel, are coming along smoothly. That is, until she turns a fatally wounded teenage acquaintance, and the Council pronounces her responsible for the newborn vamp until he can control his thirst.Jane’s kitchen barely holds enough Faux Type O to satiate the cute teen’s appetite and maintain Gabriel’s jealous streak at a slow simmer. As if keeping her hyperactive childe from sucking the blood out of the entire neighborhood isn’t enough to deal with, the persnickety ghost of Jane’s newly deceased grandma Ruthie has declared war on the fanged residents of River Oaks. Suddenly choosing monogrammed cocktail napkins and a cake she can’t even eat seem downright relaxing in comparison.Tensions inside the house are growing…and outside, a sinister force is aiming a stake straight for the center of Gabriel’s heart. Most brides just have to worry about choosing the right dress, but Jane fears that at this rate, she’ll never make it down the aisle for the wedding all nice girls dream of....
The opening of Chapter Quote:
Chapter 1
Whoever said childbirth is the most difficult thing a parent can go through has never dealt with a moody teenage vampire.
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