Wednesday, January 19, 2011

White Elephant Gift Exchange -NGIP




Sparkle Cat, you are amazing. With out your great advice I do not know how I would ahve survived the stormy pacific northwest weeks lately. Your tails of advice gave great humor to the watered in kids, as well as the disembodied hand that was found in many an odd place over the weekend. Did you know it drags itself across a floor, or a bed while you are asleep and is freaking creepy to find it touching your face when the kids turn it on and drop it on you the one morening you slept in past 7:15 am on a dark and rainy day?!? Freaking shocking I must say. The children thought it was so funny they went screaming and ran when they heard my screams of terror. That hand may just well haunt me for weeks and only the great advice of Sir Sparkle can console me.
Awesome gift, just awesome Sparkle.
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11 comments:

Amy@Bitchin'WivesClub said...

That is HILARIOUS. The hand is my favorite gift so far!

Thomas said...

See, I thought of sending my White Elephant Giftee an actual severed human hand, but that's only because I didn't know that they made fake ones you could buy. You got fun gifts!

Kate said...

They severed hand is my favorite gift. Classic!!

Babs-beetle said...

That hand is hilarious! Your kids woke you with it... and they still live???

Rachele said...

I can't believe Sparkle gave up that hand. It probably wouldn't have been such a great gift to someone without kids. Glad it went to a family with a sense of humor.

Nanny Goats In Panties said...

I'm surprised Sparkle gave up a hand too. She could have set it on autopet pilot and leaned against it 24/7.

Sparkle the Designer Cat said...

I can wake up my human by whapping her with my paw - I don't need a faux hand. Your kids are having MUCH more fun with it than I would have!

Carolina Valdez Miller said...

Hahahaha! That's beautiful. Just beautiful. I need to get one of those! Sparkle is awesome.

Joanna Jenkins said...

Stopping over from Margaret's....
Really? That's a White Elephant? In my house that would have been the most popular gift of the year. You totally scored!
Cheers, jj

Teril said...

Oh gosh yes the kids are having way to much fun, and worse it they turn it on and it roams the house a little after being put on a toy wagon = great mobility. Absolutely horrible being bumped into that while making dinner last night. ;)
Sparkle may your fur always be shiny.

Lorie Shewbridge said...

OMG... that is so freaky! If someone gave me that, I would definitely re-gift that right away.
Glad you and the kids are having fun with it. :-)